Thursday 26 April 2012

I bid you...welcome....

Hello folks!

A warm welcome to my blog.

YES. I realise there is nothing here. It's currently like the plot of a Michael Bay movie. Really shit.

But fear not. Rest assured that wisdom, humour and opinions of a cinematic nature are on their way. Wisdom, the likes of which Keanu Reeves has never known. Humour like nothing Ray Charles has seen. Words of Skarsgardish, Mortensenic, even Fassbendian proportions. Once seen, said words are likely to change your lives. But don't thank me now, for heavens sake, that can wait.

In the immortal words of  a million teenage boys with a pause button and a copy of 'Basic Instinct',

Watch this space....

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